前日神甘早兼破天方甘6点起身同啊妈坐车去中山小榄，去前没想过任何“艰辛”，但是今朝早翻来后，感觉到广州是多美地美好。

 

先讲讲一早系广州火车站噶感觉，系落车后行去省站搭车噶路途中，见到噶系一地噶口水痰，闻到噶系阵阵恶臭（应该系太多没冲凉噶人）。当时心想，好彩我五系春运高峰期去火车站，唔系还痛不欲生。去到买票，真系要呻下果D烂鬼卖票员噶服务态度。企我隔离果行噶一个外省人（可能系农民工）同售票噶果个人讲话去北川，果个女售票员就鬼死甘恶甘用讲“哪个北川啊，这么多北川”，然后我听到个农民工问她去边度搭车，她就话“你下去就有车了”。农民工再问“怎样下去？”，呢个时候，果个女人就大声夹恶噶讲“你哪里上，就哪里下”。 最后，比个农民工用广州话骂她“x 你老母个化x”。果个无耻噶售货员竟然五要面地同隔离噶售票员互笑。你话呢D乜嘢人来噶。据我所知，交通运输部呢D甘噶状况系广州成日发生，好心你地烂鬼部门噶人就先读下书再出来为人民服务啦，都唔知小学毕业没噶。

 

买完票就去坐车，当车一到，D人就好似抢甘冲上车，卖票果D又五编位，等我同啊妈等其他人抢晒上去后再上车，发觉只剩低2个单座，成个车就系恶臭。车开后，我隔离果个男噶竟然系甘噶气味中津津有味地咬苹果皮吃苹果，后面D人就系到吃瓜子，吃下吃下就听到前后噶人猛甘系到呕，一个还鬼死甘大声，一路呕一路吐痰，哎，，，想死啊我！ 果张烂鬼车票呢就写住前往“小榄古镇”，一般用正常中文程度去看，就紧系以为“小榄古镇”系一个地方啦，鬼知原来系到“小榄”同“古镇”呢2个地方，好心果D小学水平噶车票部门，你地五用顿号啊，都系小榄同古镇中间隔开D啦，你古个个都系住系你中山，知道小榄古镇五系一个地方名咩，卖票果时又五同我地讲清楚，候车噶地方又没明确指示，都唔知你地D甘部门做咩噶。果部车呢，一路中就停了4个唔系站噶地方，搞到我同啊妈最后就落错站。一落车就被D炮仗声下个半死，周街都系到放炮仗，哎，D摩托车捞啦一间到有人落车就冲晒上来缠住你五放。哎。。

 

好彩系到小榄后，有舅父同舅母噶热情招待，如果系五识人噶情况下叫我再去一次，我就真系打死都五去噶啦。

 

本来想住当晚就翻广州，但是系5点几时，舅父猛甘同我灌输一个地方噶烧鹅噶好味，兼谎称从小榄到果度只需半个钟，甘我同啊妈就决定放弃晚上8点噶尾班车去吃烧鹅。噶车一开就开左个几钟，呵呵，舅父五识路。去到目的地，系一个小农庄来噶，就我本人来讲，系吃野环境同吃野味道中选，我会好五犹豫地选环境。所以到达目的地后，有小小失望，尤其系个厕所另我有D。。。。

 

由于当晚坐五到尾班车，想去打的翻广州，点知又连一部翻广州噶的士都见五到，所以舅母就安排我地入住一间酒店，大概3星级到啦。系国内来讲呢，算系吾错噶啦。可能系我平时住酒店噶机会比较多，对果间酒店还系觉得五太舒服，觉得好邋遢，五多想碰房里任何噶野。果晚我没醒一次就看一次手表，一晚落来，就系每个钟头醒一次，酒店外噶喇叭声伴随了我一晚，真系好庆幸广州禁止喇叭，最后终于期盼到凌晨5点，即刻叫醒啊妈去坐第一班车翻屋企睡觉。

 

当车翻到广州后，看到我熟悉噶建筑，令我感觉到广州真系好，太有归属感啦。想住好快就可以翻到屋企冲凉睡觉，点知，有系个烂鬼交通部门，我买票时明明系到先到广州东站，再去天河客运站噶，果个死人司机竟然直到了天河客运站，叫我地自己坐地跌去东站。！！！！！！！！太可恶啦，我第一反应就系投诉，个司机话上头打电话比他，话去东站噶路晒车，所以五去东站！大佬啊，呢个系解释咩？他可能以为成车人没个系广州噶，个个都会傻间间甘去坐地跌去东站，我当时就记低车牌，KEEP 住车票，打去96900投诉。我就话系广州人，他乱停车我都识翻屋企，但是大佬啊，成车都系外省噶，你叫人地点办啊？好多人落车后问我点去东站，真系觉得果D人好惨啊。太可恶啦！

 

经过今次噶TERRIBLE TRIP，真系超憎汽车部门，服务态度差，工作不规范，拿住我地民众噶钱系到作威作福。系今时今日噶广州，点可以容忍呢D部门噶存在呢?

 

 

 

 

I got up in the early morning the day before yesterday and went to Xiao Lan (in zhong shan city) with my mum. Before leaving,i had never

 

thought of "terrible stuff"i was going to meet in the travel. And at the moment i came back to GZ,i realize how great my city is.

 

Lets talk about the first feeling after i arrived Guangzhou General Train Station.On my way to buy bus ticket ,what i saw was full of spits in the

 

street and smelt the saur in the street(i guess lots of ppl didnt shower). At that moment,i felt i was lucky that i didnt show up during the rush

 

spring time,or i would rahter die. At the ticket place,i have to mention their damn bad attitude. A man from other province stood beide my

 

line.He told the conductor that he wanted to buy a ticket to Bei Chuan,the horrible conductor screamd"which Bei Chuan,there are damn more Bei

 

Chuan in china",then i heard the guy asked her where to get on the buses,she said"go down then u can see bus", the man asked again"how to

 

get down?",she screamed"how u get on,how u get down" . Then i heard the man used cantonese to shout "F* ur mother". Then the conductor

 

laughed about it with her workmate. What the hell,as far as i know,such things happened a lot here,its really so rude ,i doubt they pass the

 

primary school level.

 

 

 

 

After i got the tickets,i went to the waiting room,when the bus came,god,everyone just ran to the car like ran to catch gold.And there are not

 

seat number on the ticket,so after everyone GRAB on the bus,there are only 2 single seat left for us. The  bus is full of bad and terible

 

smell.However the man who sat beside me enjoys peeling apple skin with his teeth ,ppl behind me were enjoying their seed (kind of food )

 

bitting,after a while,i just heard ppl from in front and behind throw up again and again.one of them was even worse,he made a very loud sound

 

of throwing up,and spit and throw up together.god....

 

 

 

And that shit ticket wrote to "xiao  lan gu zhen",normally ppl with normal knowledge will take it as one place,but its not,"xiao lan" is a

 

place,while"gu zhen "is another one. Oh,our bus department,if u guys dont know how to use comma,pls at least seperate the words,not

 

everyone comes from zhong shan and know xiao lan and gu zhen are two different towns.and the damn conductors didnt give us clear

 

informantion when they sold us tickets,the waiting room didnt have clear signs. And the bus stop 4 times in the non stopping station,which

 

made my mum and i got off at the wrong station. Damn it! After we got off,we got shocked by the non stop firescrackers,and the motocylists

 

just came to annoy us .

 

 

 

 

The bus trip was terrible though,mum and i had a good time with my uncle and aunt. If i had no realtives there,i doubt i will go there again.

 

We planed to go back to GZ on that night,but at 5pm,my uncle kept on telling me how delicious the fried duck is in a restaurant "nearby". and

 

told me it only took half an hour to arrive there.Then we decied to give up the last bus back to Gz and drove to eat freid duck. It took more

 

than 1 hour to drive there,hehe,and uncle got lost all the time.Finally,we arrived in a village resturant. Actually,i care about the eating

 

environemtn more than the taste of the food ,so i got a little bit disappointed after we arrived,the food taste good though.

 

 

 

 

Because of fried duck,we missed the last bus back to gz which leaves at 8pm,we tried to get a taxi home,but i cant find even one guangzhou

 

taxi there,so Aunt arraged us to stay in the hotel for one night,its a 3 star hotel,quite a good one in china,i guess. But i dont really like that

 

feeling,i felt dirty and uncomfortable,which made me not want to touch anything in the room. During that night,i watched my watch everytime i

 

woke up,and i woke up competely EVERY SINGLE HOUR during that night with fear,uncomfortable,and the horns outside the hotel,really thanks

 

that horns are forbidden in gz. At last,i finally waited unitl 5am and quickly woke mum up and suggest to take the first bus home to sleep.

 

 

 

 

After thte bus arrived gz,i saw lots of familar buidlings which made me feel how amazing to live in gz,i belong to here. i was thinking that i could

 

get home to shower and sleep soon.And ,yeah,the damn bus company did bad thing again. when i bought the ticket,the terminal is guangzhou

 

east train station,but the driver drove to another terminal and asked the whole bus passengers to take metro to the east train station!!!my first

 

reactoin is call the gerneral guangdong transport place to complain. The driver told me that his head called him to say it had traffic jam on the

 

way to east station,so they skip that terminal. WHAT THE HELL,thats a bullshit damn reason. Maby they thought there are no cantonese on the

 

bus and ppl will just do as what they asked withou saying a word,but not for me. Lucky i m a cantonese and i know what to do even he stoped

 

in the bullshit place,but the other passegers are from other province,how do you expect them to find the correct way without troubless. After i

 

got off the bus,ppl just kept on asking me how to go to the train staion,how to take metro,blabla. so F* DAMN BUS COMPANY!

 

 

 

I really hate such departments after this,bad attitude,shit work,just cheated us like we are the fool,how can we stand such departments keep

 

on doing shit work in such a big city!