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顾客：老板，请问这条裤子多少钱？
老板：180元，广州正宗货，要不要？
顾客：我先看看……
老板：别看了，东西是好东西，给你优惠点170元。
顾客：这也叫优惠啊？
老板：呵呵，好吧就140元，这回可以了吧。
顾客：哈哈哈哈，我笑！
老板：你笑什么，难道嫌贵？
顾客：不，何止是贵，简直就是用水泵抽我的血！
老板：哪里有那么夸张，看你是本地人就120元吧。
顾客：……
老板：你不会还嫌贵吧，我最多只挣你几块钱。
顾客：不，我没有说贵，这条裤子值这个价钱。
老板：你真有阳光，快买吧。
顾客：裤子是好裤子，只是我口袋里的票子有限啊。
老板：那你口袋里有多少钱啊？
顾客：90元。
老板：天啊，你开玩笑，赔死我了，再添10元。
顾客：没的添，我很想给你120元，可无能为力。
老板：好吧，交个朋友，你给90元拉倒。
顾客：我不会给你90元的，我还要留10元的车费。
老板：车费？这和你买裤子有什么关系？
顾客：当然，我来自很远很远的地方，我必须坐长途汽车回去，车费10元。
老板：你骗人！
顾客，我从十八岁以后再也没有骗过人，相信我。你看我的脸，多么的真诚啊。
老板：虽然我看不出来你的真诚，但我认赔了，算你80元好了。
顾客：等等，我还要补充一点，我还没有吃早饭，我很饿。
老板：你！！天啊，你太过分了，你在耍花招。
顾客：相信我，我很真诚。如果再不吃饭的话，我会昏倒在你面前。
老板：我真是倒霉，遇到你这样的滑头。可你的确过分，一会要坐车，一会又要吃早饭。是不是你一会还要说你口渴，想喝饮料呢？
顾客：你太小瞧我了。相信我，我没有要求了。
老板：相信你？最后一次？
顾客：是的，相信我。
老板：好吧，痛快些，70元。
顾客：我这就给你钱。
老板：快些。
顾客：等等，这里的颜色好象有点不对劲啊。
老板：不，不是，这是磨沙颜色，故意弄成这个样子的，这叫流行。
顾客：是吗，怎么看起来象旧裤子，怪怪的。
老板：什么？你侮辱我人没有关系，请你不要侮辱我的裤子。这是真东西。
顾客：……
老板：好吧，我给你看我的进货单……你瞧，进货日期是上个礼拜，进货单位是广州某某服装厂，这怎么能是旧裤子呢？
顾客：哦，对不起我误会了，不过……天啊，进货价：20元每件。
老板：哦，不对，不对。这是没有上税前的价钱，缴税后每条成本价是40元。
顾客：你在撒谎，你以为我是傻瓜吗，这是增值税发票，是缴税后的价格。这条裤子只值20元，可你……
老板：嘿嘿……做生意吗，你要知道我每天的门面房租金上百呢，不赚钱我吃什么？
顾客：光天化日、朗朗乾坤，你心太黑！
老板：嘿嘿，30元行不？我的好兄弟，让我赚点。
顾客：钱是小意思。只是你的行为让我气愤。你深深伤害了一个消费者的心灵。
老板：有那么严重？
顾客：难道你认为欺骗行为不严重吗？再发展下去，可就是诈骗，就是犯罪！
老板：妈呀，好夸张啊。这样，你消消火，我25元卖给你，就赚五元。
顾客：什么？25就是二百五的意思，你瞧不起我？
老板：没有没有，就24吧。
顾客：有一个4，就是“死”的意思，不吉利，我很迷信的。
老板：天，23没有毛病吧？
顾客：好吧，成交！
CUSTOMER：Hello, how much are the pants?
SHOP OWNER：180 rmb, made in Guangzhou. Want it？
CUSTOMER：Let me see……
SHOP OWNER：They are very good, I can offer you a discount, 170 rmb.
CUSTOMER：Does that call discount?
SHOP OWNER：Haha, well, 140 rmb then. Is it Ok now?
CUSTOMER：Hahaha….
SHOP OWNER：Why do you laugh, you still think it is expensive？
CUSTOMER：No, not only expensive, but I feel you are taking my blood with the water
pump.
SHOP OWNER：Not that crazy, well,140 then.
CUSTOMER：……
SHOP OWNER：Don’t tell me you still think it is expensive, I only earn couple yuan
from you.
CUSTOMER：No, I didn’t say it is expensive. The pants are worth the price.
SHOP OWNER：You really have good taste, buy it then.
CUSTOMER：The pants are good. But I don’t have that much money in my pocket.
SHOP OWNER：How much do you have then？
CUSTOMER：90 yuan.
SHOP OWNER：God, are you kidding me. I will lose a lot of money then. Well, add
10 yuan.
CUSTOMER：No, I really want to give you 120, but I cant afford it。
SHOP OWNER：Well, fine, 90 then, I just make a friend.
CUSTOMER：I can’t give you 90, I have to save 10 yuan for the bus fare to go home.
SHOP OWNER：Bus fare？ What is the matter between bus fare and pants.
CUSTOMER：For sure they matter, I come from so far away, I need to spend 10 yuan
on the bus to go home.
SHOP OWNER：You liar！
CUSTOMER: I haven’t lied anyone after 18 years old. Trust me, look at my face, how
honest I am.
SHOP OWNER：Although I can’t see any honesty at all from you face, I count
myself bad luck today. Well, 80 then.
CUSTOMER：Wait wait, I have to add something. I haven’t add breakfast yet. I am
so hungry now.
SHOP OWNER：What! God , you are playing me.
CUSTOMER：Trust me, I am so honest. If I don’t eat, I will piss off in front of you
very soon.
SHOP OWNER：I am really so unlucky today to meet such a good liar. But you really act too crazy. Sometimes need to take bus, sometimes need to eat breakfast. What if you say you are thirsty later and need to drink something?
CUSTOMER：You think me too bad. Trust me, I won’t have any other demands.
SHOP OWNER：Trust you? Last time?
CUSTOMER：Yeah, trust me.
SHOP OWNER：Fine, 70 then.
CUSTOMER：Ok, I give you money now.
SHOP OWNER：Quickly!
CUSTOMER：Wait, the colour here is strange.
SHOP OWNER：No no, it’s frosted colour，they made like that on purpose.
It’s called fashion.
CUSTOMER：Really? But they look like old pants. So strange…
SHOP OWNER：What, it doesn’t matter if you insult me. But please don’t insult
My pants. They are really good pants.
CUSTOMER：……
SHOP OWNER：Well, let me show you the list when I bought all these pants. Look, the
date is last week, the place I got the pants is this factory in
Guangzhou. How can they be old pants.
CUSTOMER：Oh, sorry, I misunderstood you . But , WHAT, the price you bought
From the factory is 20 for each pair??
SHOP OWNER：Oh, no no. This is the price before tax, after tax, they are 40 for each.
CUSTOMER：You are lying, you think I am stupid? This is the value-added tax invoice.
It is the price after tax. The pants are only worth 20 yuan. How can
you …
SHOP OWNER：Hehe…it’s called business. You have to know that I paid more than 100 yuan for renting every day. If I don’t earn money, how can I surivive？
CUSTOMER：You are an evil！
SHOP OWNER：Hehe… 30 yuan then, ok ？Duke, let me earn some money.
CUSTOMER：Money is not a big deal. However, your action make me feel so angry.
You deeply hurt a costumer’s heart .
SHOP OWNER：Is it that serious？
CUSTOMER：Don’t you think cheating is serious？It will be fraud if it keep on
developing. That is crime!
SHOP OWNER：What the hell, you are so exaggerated。Well, calm down. 25 yuan ,ok?
I only earn 5 yuan from you.
CUSTOMER：What, 25 means “ER BAI WU”( means cheap ppl in Chinese), are you
looking down on me?
SHOP OWNER：No no no, 24 then.
CUSTOMER：There is a “4” there, it means “die”，bad luck,，I am very superstition.
SHOP OWNER：God. Is 23 ok then？
CUSTOMER：Ok, deal！
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